40 Things you won't hear from a Southern Male
You know atheiests wrote the bible
According to the bible, God wants us to inbreed. Look at Adam and Eve.
Their children married each other and theirs did too. Then once humans
started getting watered down God killed everyone but Noah's family, humm.
You know it was Adam and Steve in the beginning, Eve was the snake.
When are you due?
How many babies you got in there?
Congratulations... this can be wrong even when the woman is pregnant 8)
Did you see that guy?
Did you hear that?
Did everything come out ok?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Would you like to?
I used to have one of those, but I lost it in a card game.
That's a strange color.?
Hey look!! I can hit the bowl from the door...oops