Coach had put together the perfect team for the Dallas Cowboys. The
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a
ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian
soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade
straight into a 15th-story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw
another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away,
ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph, bulls-eye! "I've got
to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football, and the Cowboys go on to win the Super Bowl for another
time in history. The young Bosnian is hailed as the Great Hero of
football, and when Coach asks him what he wants, all the young man
wants to do is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I
don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us.
You are not my son."

"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I
just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among
thousands of my adoring fans."

"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment,
there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of
rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives
last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "..I'll never forgive
you for making us move to Dallas.